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Howdy! I'm Lexi, I'm 20 and a very happy lesbian <3 if y'all wanna talk, need some advice, or anything! I'm your girl :)

daftlypunk:

i hit my coworkers shoulder lightly and he was like “you’re going to make me cry like a girl” and i was like “what’s wrong with being a girl?” and he was quiet for a moment then he looked into the distance and whispered “the social standards they’re forced to live by”

cybercum:

elemeno-pee:

cybercum:

*hears footsteps* *closes 12 tabs and goes to facebook*

Guys, install the PanicButton extension for Chrome. It closes and saves all your open tabs and opens up your preset ‘Panic’ ones like Facebook, Yahoo and Google for example. Then you can restore all your tabs by clicking the button again and entering your password. 

THIS IS THE MOST USEFUL THING SOMEONE HAS EVER COMMENTED ON ONE OF MY POSTS THANK YOU

okaymad:

have u ever considered giving a fuck.. but then u were like hell nah..

dieoware:

i love typing like this tbh it’s very comfortable and using internet slang is nice. I feel sorry for the ppl who are stuck on the idea that using proper grammar makes u superior to others

sabrielshipping-charliebartlett:

"We’re preparing you for the real world"

I don’t meant to alarm you but

the real world has calculators

awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

awwww-cute:

My co-worker’s puppy fell asleep on her desk. Not much work got done that day

dorkball-mcgee:

jackthevulture:

lareinaana:

arienreign:

Why isn’t anyone talking about this?
http://www.dailydot.com/news/darrien-hunt-shot-by-police-while-cosplaying/

Watch non black cosplayers and lovers of cosplay stay silent on this.

What the man. Holy shit. This is horrifying. This is awful.

downontheside:

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

downontheside:

ring ring ring ring ring ring ring

brandomquashie:

alanvdd:

Human feelings as a drug

I would abuse these on a different level

cknd:

I’d actually be much more hesitant to ask my dad for $20 if he was made of money.

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

aviciibylevels:

amandafiske:

Opposite of walking into a glass door.

i haVEe been laUAGHING AT thIS FOR 328 YeaRS

crystalfy:

It bothers me that the intelligence of animals is measured by how willing they are to obey the commands of a human.

same goes for students at schools

I just realized how fucked up that is wow. 

cophinescockerspaniels:

do you ever have a conversation and think “I am not heterosexual enough for this”